Crazy News

Iranian Rape Victim sentenced to death

2010-01-13T14:15:00.000-08:00

A teenage Iranian girl has been sentenced to death by hanging for defending herself against her attackers. Three men tried to gang-rape her and a 16-year-old friend and she stabbed two of them, one in the hand, and one in the chest.

One has to wonder... in a country where a rape victim would be sentenced to death for defending herself... what does a perpetrator of rape get? Do they have a gala festival and parade, and present the rapist with a medal or something?

Full story at IRAN FOCUS

Blooper - Reporter liks to get Spanked

2009-10-17T15:55:00.001-07:00

News Reporter Goes Ghetto video

2009-10-16T16:22:00.000-07:00

A city-slicker news reporter loses his cool and starts cursing about "country" when a bug flies in his face while filming on scene near Augusta, Georgia high school.

Gay Weatherman Video

2009-10-16T16:20:00.000-07:00

A very gay weather man freaks out when a bug comes near him while he is doing his broadcast. Funny as hell.

Boy Trapped In Balloon - Stupidest News Story of the Year

2009-10-15T17:23:00.000-07:00

Every news outlet in the country was carrying live coverage of the weather balloon drifting throught the air, supposedly with a 6-Year old boy trapped in the basket beneath the balloon.

File this one under "stupid panic" and "popular delusion". Chances are the balloon could not have supported the weight of a large tabby cat, let alone a 6-year-old human.

Full story HERE

Pirate Radio Station advertises drugs and hookers

2009-03-07T15:36:00.000-08:00

FCC agents have shut down a pirate radio station in Orlando, Florida that was broadcasting tips on where to find drugs and hookers.

Story in the Star Tribune

Stripping at KFC

2009-02-27T13:46:00.000-08:00

A prank caller convinced several Manchester, New Hampshire Kentucky Fried Chicken workers to take their clothes off. And that was just the beginning lol!

Full story HERE

Man puts son in clothes dryer

2009-02-27T13:25:00.000-08:00

A Mesa, Arizona man arrested on child abuse charges after turning on the clothes dryer with his 1-year-old son inside of it.

Full story HERE

Morgue Worker has sex with dead people

2009-02-27T13:14:00.001-08:00

A morgue worker would bring drugs and booze to work and have sex with dead women. Yowch.

Full story: HERE

Hello Kitty Japan's Tourism Ambassador

2008-05-18T19:30:00.000-07:00

Another agressive move in Japan's plans for world domination Hello Kitty appointed Japan's Ambassador of Tourism

Rock Music a crime in Japan

2006-12-28T22:59:00.000-08:00

A Japanese woman was sentenced to a 20-month prison term for bombarding her neighbor with rock music.

Complete story at BREITBART.COM

Screech Sex Tape

2006-09-28T21:30:00.000-07:00

Dustin Diamond, the actor who played "Screech" on the hit TV show "Saved By The Bell", has joined the legions of famous personalities who are circulating bootleg sex tapes.

Considering that he needed to file for bankruptcy in 2001 and has been working small rooms as a stand up comic ever since, this seems like a very good idea to rustle up some casting calls.

LyzrdGyzyrd would advise Gary Coleman to do the same.

Complete story at AndPop

Radio Tower to obstruct access to airport runway

2006-09-27T20:31:00.000-07:00

The FAA has approved construction of a radio tower in close proximity to the approach path of the Fullerton Municipal Airport.

Three deaths were casued by a shorter tower that once stodd in the same location.

Complete story at Aero News

184 dead cats

2006-09-27T20:19:00.000-07:00

Animal control officers in Maryland found woman living with 300 cats. 184 of them were long dead, and of the remaining live cats, 46 had to be euthanized due to their failing health conditions.

Complete story at WTOP News

Beatles to sue EMI for alleged fraud

2006-09-01T19:34:00.000-07:00

Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono, and the estate of George Harrison are setting to sue EMI for the return of several Beatles master recordings.

So what's so crazy abot this story, and why is it appearing here on a "crazy news" website? Get this....

Reps of EMI and/or Capitol Records claim that some of the recordings were scrapped. Yep. "Scrapped".

Yeah, right. And the Federal Reserve accidentally threw several tons of gold bullion in the dumpster.

Complete news story at SWAF.org

Cows Moo with an accent

2006-08-24T18:42:00.000-07:00

Farmers in England believe that cows moo in a variety of regional accents.

"I spend a lot of time with my Friesians and they definitely 'moo' with a Somerset drawl," one farmer says.

Complete story at REUTERS

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Squirrel ransacks house

2006-08-19T20:46:00.000-07:00

A Cheltenham, Cloucestershire family arrived home to find that their home had been ransacked. The degree of damage was such that at first they thought that their house had been burglarized, but it turns out that the culprit was a sqirrel.

Complete story at http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1851560,00.html

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George Bush Scares Me

2006-08-03T17:23:00.000-07:00

From this Bush Swearing story. Apparently he was caught swearing a bit when he didn't realize the microphone was still on. Big deal, NOT! But this little zinger really rattles my bones:

Bush also said that when he next spoke to G8 leaders, he would keep it brief. "I'm not going to talk too long like the rest of them. Some of these guys talk too long. Gotta go home. Got something to do tonight," he said.

This from a guy who is supposed to be a "world leader". And in the face of global crisis and matters of life and death, he's preoccupied with going bowling with his daughters or shooting some skeet with his buds or some stupid shti like that. What a nincompoop.

Haven't you always dreamed of having your very own TALKING GEORGE W. BUSH DOLL? Of course you have!

Well, this one doesn't swear, but he sure does spill a few dillies, including "We're working hard to put food on your family".

It's, it's, ......collecticable!!!!

Japan plans on building a moon base

2006-08-03T16:52:00.000-07:00

JAXA (Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency) has set a goal of having a moon base in operation by 2030.

They're still having trouble getting satellites into orbit, but they still are optimistic that they will have living, breathing men walking on the moon within several decades.

Complete story at ABC Australia News

Personally, I'm inclined to believe this story is BS. Why is this JAPANESE space agency's acronym (JAXA) derived from ENGLISH words? Should't it be "Nipon Spaceru something-or-other"?

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Guy leaves his gun in the bathroom at the bank

2006-08-03T16:46:00.000-07:00

Some guy in Brookfield, Wisconsin left his LOADED gun behind on top of the toilet in a bank.

He calls later to see if they found it.

Complete story at Boston.com News

Brockton Schools Ban Sesame Street Gangsta Shirts

2006-07-04T11:39:00.002-07:00

Brockton, Massachusetts public schools now prohibit students from wearing a popular T Shirt that depicts Sesame Street characters weilding guns and knives in gangsta fashion.

Apparently the "Menino Syndrome" has been spreading out and infecting other cities and towns in Massachusetts.

We would suggest that the Brockton School Committee's time and energy would be better spent in trying to find ways to prevent gun-and-knife-wielding gangstas from entering the schools.

Complete news story at the Brockton Enterprise website.

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Drunk in Court for DUI Charges

2006-06-03T09:33:00.000-07:00

A Bellefonte Pennsylvania guy gets busted for driving drunk. That's bad enough; all drunk drivers should be ejected from a space shuttle so they can chill out without endangering the lives of you and me and our children. But to top it off, he shows up drunk for his court date.

The judge ordered him to be held in a cell for the day so he can sober up. Without lunch.

Now isn't that special? "You've been a bad boy! You engaged in dangerous anti-social behavior that put peoples lives at risk! No lunch for you today, biotch!"

If this guy ever runs somebody over while driving drunk, which is not an unlikely scenario, this Judge should be strung up with him. And not just to skip lunch. Get rid of them so it will be safe for our children to play outside.

News story: CentreDaily

Drunken Lawnmower Driver

2006-06-03T09:23:00.000-07:00

A Baraboo, Wisconsin man was arrested for drunken driving - on a riding lawnmower.

Turns out the drunken driving laws apply to all motor vehicles.

File Under: Pull Over

Complete story: Baraboo News Republic

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Stupid guy robs the store he works in

2006-06-03T09:14:00.000-07:00

So this guy decides to rob a Dillons store in Kansas.

Problem is, he works there.

To make matters worse, he shows up for his shift a short while after robbing the shop.

File Under: Stupid Crimes

Complete story: Wichita Eagle

Boston Gun Buyback Program

2006-06-01T05:53:00.000-07:00

Well, folks. Boston Mayor Tom "Mumbles" Menino has apparently done it again. And we'd all be disappointed if he didn't, now wouldn't we? ;)

For those who are not aware, earlier this year he got egg all over his face in his campaign to ban "Stop Snitchin" t shirts. Boston Police officers were dispatched to local retail stores to shake them down and remove the offending T Shirts from their shelves. The official spin was that they were "saving lives". Trouble is, no lives were in danger inside any of these stores, so the local thuggery had a bit of free rein in the areas where the occupied police officers could have been patrolling instead of shaking down honest merchants who help to drive the economy in depressed areas of the city.

Anyway, back to our story.....

The City of Boston has instituted a "gun buyback program" whereby any person can drop off a gun and collect a $200 Target gift certificate as a reward, all on an anonymous basis with no questions asked.

Sounds like a good idea? Well, yeah, the part about getting guns "off of the streets" is a good idea indeed, but the rest is idiot spin that is bound to blow up in the face of the Mumblemeister just like always.

Certainly some guns will be turned in for the reward and the Mayor's spokesman will start spinning his wheels about what a "success" the program is. But the TRUTH is that the only ones that will get turned in are those that somebody had tucked away in their closet with no intention of ever using it. Folks who forgot that they even had one laying around until they were reminded by news of this buyback program.

First, let's put ourselves in the shoes of a lawless crackhead thug. In this position, what is the first question that we ask ourselves when we catch wind of this buyback program?

"Does Target have CRACK? $200 worth of CRACK would not be such a bad deal, but I don't think Target stocks CRACK." Or "How much money would I get if I did two or three stickups of hapless tourists this week? Probably more than $200, or pretty close to it. Then I'd still have the gun for more later. That buyback plan sounds like a ripoff to me".

I am beginning to wonder if the lion's share of the crack in Boston is being consumed in City Hall.

By the way....

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