<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24696071</id><updated>2009-10-16T16:31:34.741-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny Videos</title><subtitle type='html'>Crazy, stupid, funny video clips. &lt;a href="http://www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com/video/atom.xml"&gt;&lt;img src="/images/xml.gif" alt="Funny Videos RSS Feed" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com/video/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com/video/atom.xml'/><author><name>david</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18435297630022592487</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>55</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24696071.post-346193365854640124</id><published>2009-10-16T16:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-16T16:27:02.694-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny Parrot Video</title><content type='html'>&lt;P&gt;A parrot mimics the sounds of other animals.
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Foul language by TV show character while a big screen TV is being demonstrated on UK QVC TV.
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Don't let this happen to you.
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&lt;P&gt;Anyway, for REAL guitar lessons, visit &lt;font color=red&gt;www.FretWizard.com&lt;/font&gt; - teach yourself to play guitar.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24696071-116010656587452149?l=www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com%2Fvideo%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/116010656587452149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24696071&amp;postID=116010656587452149' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default/116010656587452149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default/116010656587452149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com/video/2006/10/drunk-guitar-lessons.html' title='Drunk Guitar Lessons'/><author><name>david</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18435297630022592487</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08964968551252873633'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24696071.post-115995064476160612</id><published>2006-10-04T01:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T18:33:07.725-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Man Pushes Cops Into River</title><content type='html'>&lt;P&gt;Some guy's drinking buddies dare him to push two cops on security detail at a music festival while the are standing on a boat landing by a river. Wow.
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&lt;P&gt;A montage of Emo haircuts:
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&lt;P&gt;Yo Ho!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24696071-115862925769522228?l=www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com%2Fvideo%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/115862925769522228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24696071&amp;postID=115862925769522228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default/115862925769522228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default/115862925769522228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com/video/2006/09/pirate-talk.html' title='Pirate Talk'/><author><name>david</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18435297630022592487</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08964968551252873633'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24696071.post-115631709672802645</id><published>2006-08-23T00:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T10:53:33.293-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Johnny Rotten says Kiss This</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Johnny Rotten appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel TV show where he discusses the Sex Pistols' Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame induction. Johnny has never been one to beat around the bush; he tells them to "Kiss This".
&lt;P&gt;Say what you will about the guy; he's certainly quite the entertainer.
&lt;P&gt;Hilarious.
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&lt;p&gt;This is the kind of stuff we eventually subject ourselves to when we spend entirely too much time on the internet.
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Need a Sex Pistols LUNCH BOX?
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&lt;p&gt;Two guys are relaxing on their little fishing boat on a lake, when a bush plane descends for a landing, coming straight at them. We won't spoil it by saying how it ends up - watch the video!
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;10 OMG! points&lt;/i&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What will happen? Will she explode? Will she unleash the burp heard 'round the world? One way to find out: watch the video
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;File Under: Freakin Hilarious&lt;/i&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;That is a cute dance she's doing while she guzzles the soda.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24696071-114948442252534081?l=www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com%2Fvideo%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/114948442252534081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24696071&amp;postID=114948442252534081' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default/114948442252534081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default/114948442252534081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com/video/2006/06/girl-drinks-diet-coke-and-swallows.html' title='Girl drinks diet coke and swallows some mentos'/><author><name>david</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18435297630022592487</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08964968551252873633'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24696071.post-114650543027329059</id><published>2006-05-01T10:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-01T10:43:50.283-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Alex Rodriguez Dries Off His Bat</title><content type='html'>&lt;P&gt;Red Sox fans will relish this one. A-Rod drying his wet baseball bat in an unconventional manner.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anybody got any suggestions for a sound track? hehe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;File Under: "We kinda had a feeling about that guy"&lt;/i&gt;
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&lt;P&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1145188343" rel="nofollow"&gt;President Bush MySpace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24696071-114526284948032080?l=www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com%2Fvideo%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/114526284948032080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24696071&amp;postID=114526284948032080' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default/114526284948032080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24696071/posts/default/114526284948032080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.lyzyrdgyzyrd.com/video/2006/04/president-bush-gets-myspace-profile.html' title='President Bush gets a MySpace Profile'/><author><name>david</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18435297630022592487</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08964968551252873633'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24696071.post-114526195228951613</id><published>2006-04-17T01:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T01:19:12.290-07:00</updated><title type='text'>In Search of Sparkley Shoes</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Cartoon of two guys on a quest for new shoes from a bat in a cave who has the useless magical power of being able to turn into a couch made out of rabbit fur.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;"This is rock and roll".&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The is a woman hidden inside the "free photo booth", messing with everybody's heads.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
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